...of course, another possibility is:
Durand: Whew, I'm exhausted, I have to take a break here. Where is that lazy Trooper, anyway? I've been doing this all morning, all by myself, working my talons to the bone, scraping, cleaning, gathering up stray feathers and god-knows-what-all else, and he hasn't so much as done a fly-by...
Trooper (just landing): Wow, I just flew in from Toledo, and boy are my wings tired! Hey, honey, I see it's all clean now, what a nice job you've...
Durand: All clean, my tail-feathers, the whole inside ledge needs cleaning! You get over here right now!
Trooper: Oops, forgot something, gotta go!!! (Flies off)
Durand: Oh no you don't! When I get my talons on you..Come back here!! (Flies in pursuit)
...(sound of crickets)...